
1. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanthallowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.5 Rajnikanth can divide by zero.6. Rajnikant jokes can judge a book by it’s cover.7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called...